Abbotsford Invalid Stout

What better way to enjoy Melbourne than to buy more beers that you're sure are going to be terrible?

On that note, we have this. And just imagine my joy when I found out after buying that's it's brewed by CUB.

The bottle looks like an RSL, and probably tastes like one too. Has a fizzy, artificially empty head like a soft drink and the taste follows; this is thin almost beyond belief. There's a vague reference to stout there somewhere but it's horribly indistinct and buried under some devilish creation that put me more in mind of soda water than anything else.

Invalid. Yes indeed. 1.5